Baker Of Wrecks, Destroyer Of Childhoods

Hang on to your inner child, kids; things are about to get ugly.

 

How...?

 

 

WHO...?

 

 

What the...?

 

 

[wince] OUCH.

 

 

Huh, I've never heard of Iron Man's "exploding crotch" feature before. Must be an upgrade.

 

Thanks to Sandy E., Me O., Clau, Alyssa C., & Missy S. for keeping it Stark raving nuts around here.

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P.S. Speaking of gadgets...

Shiatsu Shoulder Massager

Ever since I bought this shoulder massage 2 years ago everyone who's tried it has turned into a puddle of goo, and refused to move 'til it shut off. My Disney puppeteer friends are its biggest fans; people using and wrecking muscles most of us don't even know we have. I keep buying more of these as gifts!

This massager can actually bruise if you're not careful; it's got serious power for even rock-hard knots, and you can use it on your entire back. (I hold it diagonally to get below the shoulder blades, and around my waist for the lower back.) So hey, if 2022 left you beat up, give this a try!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

These Are Not The Droids We're Looking For

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, my friends.

...as if millions of geeks cried out in horror, and then all their non-geek friends made fun of them.

Still, at least they didn't mix it up with Star Trek this time.

 

Thanks to Carol L. for coming to the snark side.

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P.S. If Wall-E & Eve *are* the droids you're looking for, then you must see this:

 Loungefly Wall-ett


Cutest. Wallet. EVER. The zipper pull is little leaves from the plant! Ahh!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: