I'm So Sorry, Jill

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

 

The Serial Killer:

How...?

 

The Cheapskate:

It's a professional cake... with a paper plate on it.

A PAPER PLATE.

 

The "Woohoo! Great Deal!"

Although the fact that it's on clearance does restore a little of my faith in humanity.

 

The Bakery Equivalent Of Jumping On The Counter, Mooning All Your Customers, And Demanding $19.50 For It:

And a double "Napy Berindag" on you!

 

And finally, it comes to this:

The world's most unfortunate use of "fancy Ls"

(Sorry, Jill.)

 

Thanks to Caroline B., Melissa M., Mandi B., Melissa P., & Amy R. for making all our childhood nicknames suddenly not seem so bad.

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P.S. While we're flirting with that PG-13 rating we may as well talk about bewbs, right? So here's another shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. These are all I wear now! I watch the listing and buy any color that goes under $20, so be sure to check them all in your size. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

 Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how these look on larger tracts of land.

A Courageous Display

Bakers, your display cakes can really make or break your business.

So maybe stop putting your old shoes on them?

 

See, you want to fill your windows with friendly faces:

 

And endearing characters:

 

Not to mention keep it all looking delicious!

 

Make sure you have a variety of occasion cakes out, to show your artistic range:

 

And don't be afraid to show off a little technical prowess!

 

Maybe show a little support for a worthy cause:

No matter how misspelled or misplaced.

 

And hey, when all else fails, try throwing a blouse over it:

PERF.

 

Thanks to Andrea A., Nat, Tiffany W., Camilla C., Colleen B., Anne B., Bonnie B., & Lisa for keeping that last one under wraps.

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P.S. This book cracks me up, it's the perfect gift for a baby shower or any mom who needs a laugh: