Freaky Friday

I've heard things can get a little creepy in bakeries after dark, but I'm sure that's all just in people's heads.

Er... right?

So, um... heh, say, what do you suppose is in this big hump?

I mean, not that I'm worried or anything...

But seriously, WHAT'S IN THE HUUUUMP?

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Well, golly, look at the time!

I really must be goAAAAAAAUUUGH!!

Please don't open your eyes, please don't open your eyes, pleasedon'topenyoureyes...

Thanks to Jeremy C., Alana F., Karin K., Nicole B., Rose C., & Anony M. for not including pics of just the eye on a plate. Because I need to sleep again someday.

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P.S. Am I really going to use that nightmare fuel as an excuse to mention my favorite liquid eyeliner?

Yes, yes I am.

Nano Liner

Listen, once you hit 40 you tend to want thinner eyeliners, in the hopes that at least SOME of your eyeshadow will still show under your drooping eye flaps. I transitioned from brush liners to felt tips years ago, and the Nano is my gold standard: crisp, thin lines, a flexible felt tip that makes wings vastly easier, and best of all, it costs less than $7, y'all. What whaaaaat. Trust me, buy two.

I'm So Sorry, Jill

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

The Serial Killer:

How...?

The Cheapskate:

It's a professional cake... with a paper plate on it.

A PAPER PLATE.

The "Woohoo! Great Deal!"

Although the fact that it's on clearance does restore a little of my faith in humanity.

The Bakery Equivalent Of Jumping On The Counter, Mooning All Your Customers, And Demanding $19.50 For It:

And a double "Napy Berindag" on you!

And finally, it comes to this:

The world's most unfortunate use of "fancy Ls"

(Sorry, Jill.)

Thanks to Caroline B., Melissa M., Mandi B., Melissa P., & Amy R. for making all our childhood nicknames suddenly not seem so bad.

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P.S. While we're flirting with that PG-13 rating we may as well talk about bewbs, right? So here's another shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. These are all I wear now! I watch the listing and buy any color that goes under $20, so be sure to check them all in your size. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

 Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how these look on larger tracts of land.