I Bet The Unicorn Wasn't The Only One Crying
You know those unicorn cakes that are all the rage right now? Like this?
Huh. I always figured unicorn tears would be more glittery.
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Megan's baker said she could make these Abby Cadabby cookies:
(By Pink Little Cake)
But instead, well, let's just say there were a lot of long faces at the party that day:
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And finally, I think the next baker was trying to make this Tinkerbell cake:
SO CUTE.
Er...
Brace yourselves.
"Here's lookin' at you, screaming kid."
Thanks to Jean T., Megan P., & Paul P. for that PSA on the dangers of excess eyeliner.
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P.S. Am I really going to use that Tinkerbell wreck as an excuse to mention my favorite liquid eyeliner?
Yes, yes I am.
Listen, once you hit 40 you tend to want thinner eyeliners, in the hopes that at least SOME of your eyeshadow will still show under your drooping eye flaps. I transitioned from brush liners to felt tips years ago, and the Nano is my gold standard: crisp, thin lines, a flexible felt tip that makes wings vastly easier, and best of all, it costs less than $7, y'all. What whaaaaat. Trust me, buy two.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
