Say What?

Remember, boys and girls, NEVER ASSUME.

'Cuz that's not 'awesome.'

(It was supposed to say 'Happy Awesome Day.' Keep up, now.)

So let's eat, drink, and... er...

Suddenly all those "Marry Christmas" cakes are starting to make sense.

So in conclusion:

AWK.

WORRRD.

Thanks to Amy M., Heidi Ann, & Jennifer H. for keeping us abreast of the situation.

*****

P.S. Speaking of sixteets, here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. These are all I wear now! I watch the listing and buy any color that goes under $20, so be sure to check them all in your size. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

 Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how these look on larger tracts of land.

LepreKHAAAAAAAAN

Eat your heart out, Snow White.

Spanky:

Potsy:

Toot Toot McStabby:

Yarmulke Joe:

Mc-Not-Appearing-In-This-Post:

And their ringleader,

Cheeky McButthead:

Ever heard of a brain fart? ALL THIS GUY.

I'd like to thank all the little people that made this post happen. Also Liz, Kate M., Brittanie M., Dan B., Nicole F., & Anony M.

*****

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

Good news, there's a Volume 2!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.