Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs

It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.

Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?

LET'S FIND OUT.

"My Dog Told You So"

You said he's just a mutt

But now you're on your butt

Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz

My dog told you so

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"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

She thinks my tractor's sexy!

It really turns her on

She's always starin' at me

While I'm chuggin' along

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"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!

Oh, but looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

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"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"

I'm drunk

Ohh whoa whoa

Drunk in love

You're all I'll ever want

So hold my beer

And marry me

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"Dropkick Me, Jesus"

Dropkick me, Jesus

Through the goalposts of life!

And over end neither left nor the right

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights

Dropkick me, Jesus

Through the goalposts of life

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"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"

That cushion made a yip

It was my one-way ticket trip

If you're lookin' for lovin'

Don't sit on her dog!

Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D

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Sunday Sweets Is All Smiles

Last week started off pretty rough for me, minions, so when the time came to pick Sweets I went looking for the happiest, silliest cakes I could find. I figured if I needed a smile, maybe you did, too.

I found cakes that made me laugh, like this:

(By Tomima)

DAT FACE.

And cakes that made me go "d'awww", like this:

(Cindy's Little Cakery, California)

DAT FACE.

Sometimes a flowery hedgehog and her three mini-mes are all you need to remember there are sweeter days ahead:

(Little Peach Cakery, Wiltshire)

Pooh Bear hugs and Piglet poses help, too:

(Torty by Tana, Slovakia)

Not to mention a little horsing around:

(Cake Ali, England)

Bahaha! How much do you want to boop that nose?

This hand painted bunny would like to remind you it's finally Spring:

(I can't find the baker! Anyone know?)

So weather (pun intended) you're already sweating in the 90 degree heat, or still freezing in the snow, just remember: chocolate Easter bunnies are coming soon. Mmm.

We don't get much of a Spring here in Florida, but I'm all in for pretty pink flamingos:

(Yasya Tort, Russia)

Granted, most of the ones I see are plastic...

(If only that were true for the alligators. o.0)

I still love steampunk, and I'll always love cute robots:

(Gabi's Tortenseite, Switzerland)

ALWAYS.

Here come my favorite colors on a prickly puffer fish:

(Paul Bradford for CakeFlix, online paid tutorial)

You can tell she's having a ball.

And finally, the best doggone Rococo cake you ever will see:

(Galina Maslikhina, Russia)

::wolf whistle::

Happy Sunday, everyone! I hope these gave you a smile.

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P.S. Speaking of cute things that make us smile, we like floofs here, yes?

This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.

Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.