Don't Worry, Look At Cake Wrecks

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[stops strumming ukeleli to go look up how to spell "ukelayle"]
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Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry,

BE HAPPY.

In every life we have some trouble

But when you worry,
you make it double

Don't worry,
BE HAPPY
Don't worry,
be happy now!

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry,
BE HAPPY

You swerved in traffic and wrecked your cake?

Got stuck this morning in a big earthquake,

Don't worry,
BE HAPPY

The baker trying to make you frown

He turned your rainbow upside down

Don't worry

Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh

BE HAPPY

Don't worry
(Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha)

BE HAPPY.
(Look at me, I'm happy!)

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oooh this song goes on foreverrrrr
Oooh ooh THAT'S ENOUGH.

Thanks to Diana C., Morgan B., Casey F., Courtney B., Richard B., Crystal F., Amanda B., Stevie M., Sean Z., & Jessica H. for reminding us there's always someone out there having a wreckier day.

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P.S. My friend Traci recently got me a color-changing mushroom nightlight, and y'all, this pure Wonderland whimsy makes me very happy:

Color-Changing Mushroom Light 2-Pack

I love the colors at night, and it's just as sweet during the day! Even better, the 2 pack is only $10 Prime.

A Total Bust

(Warning: Vague naughtiness ahead. Also googly eyes.)

Sue M. had her Instagram account disabled for posting this cake:

Why?
Well, according to Instagram:

"We disable accounts that post content that is sexually suggestive or contains nudity."

Translation? They thought her cake was boobs.

Now, I could maybe understand if Sue's cake looked like this:

Or this:

Or even this:

And I'd definitely understand if her cake looked like this:

Which, as you can see from John's oh-so-helpful censoring job*, totally looks like a bug-eyed Oompa Loompa at the beach.

(Why yes, I DID only include this one to share that visual. YOU'RE WELCOME.)

Of course we here at Cake Wrecks are no strangers to being banned from social networks for posting "suggestive" cakes, so allow me to offer the following advice:

Anything vaguely nipplish or boobish will get you banned because AMERICA, and we don't need that kind of obscene obscenity on our interwebz, so just steer clear.

....unless of course it's man boobs.

Those are cool.

SO BRING ON THE MAN BEWBS!

Or, you know, don't.

Seriously, you can stop now.

AAAAAAND WE'RE DONE.

Thanks to Jenn A., Ambular B., Sarah M., Krista M., Jessica L., Ashley B., Lisa C., & Jen S., who is not happy to see us, and after that, who could blame her?

*Note from john: I'm just glad I was able to save you all from seeing obscene obscenity. You're welcome.

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P.S. While we're talking bewbs, here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. These are all I wear now! I watch the listing and buy any color that goes under $20, and right now there are 7 colors on sale for $17.99. Go see!

 Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how these look on larger tracts of land.