Marine Life

This cake was for a marine, so they asked the baker to write "Semper Fi."

Turns out, that was a little too complicated:

:sigh:

And these guys wanted the cake to say "Way to go, Jacob!" buuuut....

Hang on, I'm sure Jacob will explain this any minute now.

And finally:

When your 32nd Annual Chili Party turns into the world's SHORTEST Chili Party:

Eat faster! EAT FASTER!!

Thanks to Michael C., Deborah G., & Suzanne K. for that timely visual.

*****

P.S. Before you get to your spring cleaning this summer (heh), I have some recommended reading:

Organizing Solutions For People With ADHD

The title says it all, but this book is so much more, minions. Check out my review where I share my top 5 tips from the book; total game changers if you have ADHD or live with someone who does.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na SPIDER-BAT!!!

Graduation cakes are still comin' in hot and wrecky, as evidenced by this Facebook sub from Maggie:

So. Many. Facepalms.

Plus, note all the extra enthusiasm that ending period conveys. I mean, really, CONTAIN YOURSELF, BAKER.

Here's a baker who CAN write "congratulations," but has trouble when asked to add a "grad hat" for decoration:

Spelling: B -

Reading Comprehension: Ermmm.... What?

Here's one that *I* cannot comprehend:

OH NO YOU DID NOT. 

It's really the best kind of luck:

And finally, Rebecca M. ordered this pretty ombré design for her friend's birthday:

Her friend is visually impaired, so Rebecca asked the baker to be sure to write "Happy Birthday" on top in the darkest shade of pink. Otherwise, she explained, her friend might have trouble seeing it.

This is what she got:

0.O

I'd like to take back all my facepalms from before, please, and re-apply them here. Times a million.

Thanks to Maggie V., Dani S., Andrew, Leah P., & Rebecca M., who assures me there's writing on that thing, but darned if I can see it.

*****

P.S. Do you need some big dramatic wall art? Then check out this GORGEOUS wall tapestry:

Forest Tapestry

Even the smallest size is a whopping 5 feet tall, and only costs $10 Prime! This has over 7,000 rave reviews, and some folks are adding LED fairy lights to the branches, like this:

WHICH LOOKS SO MAGICAL. Seriously, I have zero blank wall space, but I still want this. Perfect for anyone with a new space, or just looking to upgrade for cheap.