Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version:

Write, Wreck, or Win!

Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.

Write:

Wreck:

Win!

Pretty fun, right?

Let's try another one.

Write:

Wreck:

Win!

Ok, last one:

Write:

(It was for a teacher, so they wanted a picture of an apple.)

Wreck:

(Don't worry, lady apple. 
He's not happy to see you. 
It's a worm.)

Win!

I mean that in the purely ironic sense, of course.

And finally, a helpful reminder that it's not just bakers:

Now that's a "win."

Insert thanks line here for Anony M., Venieca K., Naomi M., Cash, Marguerite, Joan, Stephanie B., Kaisa K., Robin R., & Andy K.

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Hashbrown Ladylike

Bakers, take a note:

Some of you will get that reference.

And that's enough for me.

Sometimes I think I should just let you guys do the captions, though.

For example, Patty titled this one, "Spring! Butterfly love!"

And combined with that insane-eyed vomit pile there it just cracked. me. UP.

Then there was this e-mail, which had only a single word:

"Ladylike."

[mic drop]

This week! On E! True Hollywood Story! How one lovable sidekick:

Really hit the powder:

Oh, Olaf, say it isn't so.

And finally, they didn't want any writing, so they asked for the Alligator cake "as is."

Sadly, they didn't get it.

But then again, neither did the baker.

:D

Thanks to Laura E., Patty M., Jane, Julie V., & Staci O. for reminding me of this snippet of wisdom from Twitter:

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P.S. In the spirit of continued learning and broadening our horizons, I found you some take-home reading:

What If? Serious Scientific Answers To Absurd Hypothetical Questions