This, Not That

Attention, bakers!

Just so you all know:

We want this:

(By Outta the Oven)

Not that:

This:

(By Brenda's Cakes)

Not that:

This:

(By Magical Cakes)

Not that:

And this:

(By Siberina)

Not... BWAHAHAHAAA!

[wiping eyes] Hoo WHEE!

Yeah. Not that.

Thanks to Christina, Dana S., Kris M., & Christal W. for being all that. (Eh? EH??)

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Color-Changing LED Nightlight, 2 Pack

They have 3 different color modes, come in white or silver bases, and are just $12!

July Wrecks Forth

"Ok, staff, it’s July 4th and we need new cake designs. I'm talking stuff that screams, 'AMERICA.'" [pointing] "Jackie, GO."

"Uh... butterflies?"

"I like it. Pat?"

"Maybe a gator-lookin' thing?"

"Smart thinking; we'll ride the dinosaur craze. Gail?"

"Um. Poo cupcakes?"

"We already make those, Gail."

"... with red, white, and blue sprinkles?"

"PERFECT.

"Wesley, my man! Give me something sexy."

"Ok, you're going to love this. Picture, if you will..." [jazz hands] "...FLOPPY WANG."

"Ooooh, EDGY.

"But just to be safe, you better stick to your burning trashcans."

"I told you, they're not..."

[Everyone all together] "Shut up, Wesley."

"Now, Sally, baby! Whaddaya got that screams 'AMERICA'?"

"It's like you're the only one who gets me, Sally."

Thanks to Anna S., Cassidy T., Madison W., D.E., Emma D., & Caroline and Elyse for the thumbs up.