Henchpersons, it's the final week before Halloween. And you know what that means, right? [rubbing hands together gleefully] Ooooh, yes. It means: this week is gonna be GOOD.
You're gonna love it, though. I mean, c'mon, when else will your cupcakes literally give you the finger?
"Don't scream 'til you see the egg-whites of their eyes, boys."
And so, my dear Wreckies, enjoy this week. Embrace it. Savor it.
I'm guessing 'cuz that's where the resemblance was strongest.
UPDATE: The "Cousin Itt" Epcot threat level is currently at: ORANGE. Do not panic; this is only a drill. (Plus I fixed my typo.) Carry on.