CAKES TO CAP IT OFF

YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS:

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET WHAT YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR FOR YEARS...

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

CAPS LOCK IS GREAT FOR CONVEYING ENTHUSIASM

AND FOR MAN CAKE

(THIS IS NOT A CAKE FOR A WOMAN!
IT'S A MAN CAKE!
MAAAAAAN CAAAAKE!)

CAPS LOCK IS ALSO GREAT FOR E-MAILS TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT

LOOK, THIS GUY WHO GOT PROMOTED HAS UNFORTUNATE INITIALS

HA HA HA HAHAHA

OOPS NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM TYPING THIS WAY SO I HAVE TO STOP NOW

BYE

Thanks to Chelsea M., Ed & Delena, Leigh B., Lani T., Erica R., Perry P., Jenn M., & Leicia G. for the capital wreckage.

…

ONE MORE THING

THIS BOOK MIGHT BE A FUNNY GIFT OR SOMETHING

Thanks For Nothing, Pheven

October was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so it was nice to see bakers doing their part:

...to make pink ribbons look like ding-a-lings.

Mary ordered a cupcake cake (patooie!) in the shape of a number 6 for her daughter, but I guess the baker ran out of cupcakes, so...

This birthday is brought to you by 3/4 of the number 0.

Thanks for nothing.

How Twitter has ruined us all:

#Wrecktastic

And finally, Catherine told the baker her son's name was "Stephen with a PH."

She got this:

Thanks to Amber G., Mary G., Meredith N., & Catherine J. for the phweet phurprise.

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Here's one for all you "Attoreys @ Law" out there:

Legal Decision Maker

It's a desk spinner!