Cook Something Bold & Pungent Day

It's "Cook Something Bold & Pungent Day," minions, and as you might imagine, I have a few candidates.

For example, it was a bold move of this baker to include a Gingerbread Man's nuts:

Heyooo.

And speaking of bold and pungent movements:

HEYOOOO.

(K, but for real, why is it so bug-eyed? Can poop be constipated? But then it's also SMILING. And covered in sprinkles. This... this is wrong on so many levels.)

I don't usually go after flavors, but then, I don't usually see Hot Cheetos on a chocolate cake.

That's right. HOT CHEETOS. CHOCOLATE CAKE.

Definitely falls under Bold & Pungent. Blegagagag.

And finally, I don't think any actual cooking was involved, but still...

HOW DARE YOU

Thanks to Jeniffer J., Krystine M., Amber C., & Stephanie S. for finding a lunch meat that will always taste funny.

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It's no Meat Clown, but I *did* find some Dino-Might:

TriceraTaco Holder

Which I think we can all agree is way better.

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Failing To Meet Expectations

They asked for this:

Got this:

("... and this was after he tried to fix the creeper face with frosting all over his finger tips - see the squares where it looks messed up?")

...then went to another bakery, which whipped this up in only 20 minutes:

See, folks? It CAN be done!

From "Wonderful"

...to "Wonder What They Were Drinking"

They asked for this pink camouflage:

And got something that SHOULD be shot:

Pretty sure I've seen popped balloons that looked more appetizing.

And finally, here's a surprisingly clever use of photo paper:

Even so, my first thought? "Uh-oh."

Because I knew - I knew! - this was coming:

o.0

Thanks to Deanna W., Julia C., Courtney G., & Kendra C. for the Elizabethan tragedy.

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And speaking of cows, I love CowCow dresses; they're comfy and casual and come in ridiculous prints that always make me smile:

CowCow Women's Dino Dress

 I'm torn between this and the neon pixelated dinos for my next one.