These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why!

Ahem.

He sees you when you're sleeping!

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good

or he might just murder you!

Oh!

You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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Sunday Sweets: 11 Magical Castle Cakes

Whether they're made of sand, stone, or ice, there's just something magical about castles. So no wonder castle cakes are big - often literally! - these days.

From full-grown elegance:

(By Unique Celebration Cakes)

To childlike charm:

(By Tal Tsafrir)

And how perfect is this sand castle for a beach wedding?

(By Cake Lava)

A pretty pastel number:

(By The Brighton Cake Company)

I love the metallic shimmer on those turrets.

Anyone planning a Harry Potter movie marathon?

If so, then do I have the cake for you:

(By Red Carpet Cake Design)

In fact, I think this next one might be Hogwarts, too:

(By Mother and Me Creative Cakes)

Plus it lights up!

Of course, we can't talk castles without including Disneyland's:

(By Cuteology Cakes)

Or Disney World's!

(By Francine's Sweet Treats)

This wedding design is one of the prettiest I've seen yet:

(By Mike's Amazing Cakes)

And at first I thought this one was a ceramic sculpture:

(By Zoe's Fancy Cakes)

Sometimes castle cakes can look a little drab, but those warm golds and purple/fuchsias are perfection.

And finally, the grandest castle cake I've ever seen, served just two months ago at a wedding in Jakarta:

(By Cream and Lace)

WOWIE.

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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