The Write Stuff

For Handwriting Analysis Week I thought we should take a fair, unbiased look at what kind of sick, twisted deviants could be writing on our cakes with their sick, twisted piping bags.

For SCIENCE!

Exhibit A.

One can observe from the jagged, hesitant strokes and middle patterns that this individual has an impulsive emotional responsiveness and cautious self-castigation. Also present: a nagging apprehension that she left the coffee maker on.

Exhibit 2.

Note the broadminded structures and upward slant that shows a tendency toward self-deceit and argumentative euphoria, with a perfunctory nod to antidisestablishmentarianism. Tsk. So typical.

Exhibit 6.

Totally horny.

Exhibit IV.

Horny, with a side of cautious self-castigation.

Exhibit È.

Randy as a tipsy Newman.

Exhibit Spoon.

Potential ax-murderer. Who is horny.

And finally:

Exhibit Nein.

A magical unicorn with telekinetic powers.

Or an overworked shift manager, who has a headache.

[shifty eyes]

SCIENCE!!

Thanks to Arthur S., Breanne S., Nikki M., Marcela T., Christy H., Kayla G., & Stephanie K. for making every hyper-active preschooler with a crayon look down right talented.

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P.S. I thought you guys might like some "humerus" pens:

Medical Pen Gift Set

GET IT? "HUMERUS"?

Actually this set comes with all the syringes & little pill pens, too, for only $10! And I'm not at all bitter over the fact that I just bought one - ONE! - of those pill pens from a shop here in Orlando for $5. :)  (It's super adorable, though; it telescopes open!)

I See What They Were Going For Here, But It Comes Off SUUUUUPER Passive Aggressive

It's a "bird!"

It's a "plane!"

It may or may not be a man!

 Still, at least that one LOOKS lovely.

::meaningful look of foreshadowing::

 Then there's the couple who asked for a Superman logo on the groom's cake, like this:

... but instead, they got this:

Oh, dear. Ohhhhhh dear.

I was about to ask which of those two you'd rather have, but I have a third option to get off my chest:

Listen, whatever you do, do not focus on the thumbs.

Thanks to Gina P., Ashley J., & Li L. for making all of us squint at the screen and then start flexing our thumbs in weird ways. (YOU KNOW YOU DID IT, TOO.)

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P.S. How adorable is this pillow case set?? This would be the cutest gift for Valentines' Day:

D'awww.

Check out the Amazon listing to see their Spider-Man & Batman designs, too!