The Bananas Are Totally Helping: Women Weirdly Wearing Cake

Since I started this blog I've seen my share of cakes crammed onto real live ladies. Here's a croquembouche dress:

(Ballsy.)

Here's a cupcake skirt:

(I'd eat that.)

And here's an edible wedding dress guaranteed to make you never want an edible wedding dress:

[slowly backing away in horror]

But all of that pales in comparison to whatever the heck is happening in this photo:

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Now, I know there's a lot of crazy to take in up there, but keep your eyes on the bananas.

See them?

Good.

Now you can scroll down:

Ta-daaaa!

Ok, so, a few things:

1) There are now bananas artfully draped on the womens' shoulders. I bet you never thought someone could artfully drape a banana. Or that someone would consider a conjoined torso cake with real live ladies sticking out of either end an appetizing idea. BUT THERE THEY BOTH ARE.

2) The candles. Why? Is this a birthday party?

3) WAIT. Is it Beetlejuice's birthday? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN... well, at least the stripey parts.

4) Now I want shrimp cocktail.

5) You Beetlejuice fans got that one. You're welcome.

Thanks to Amy, Evelyn D., Jessica S., & Jemma S. for sending in those pics with absolutely no explanation. I mean, it's just more fun to imagine all the many, MANY reasons why this is a thing that happened.

[thinking]

I'll, uh, come up with one eventually, I'm sure.

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BREAKING NEWS: Did you know you can buy your cat a banana bed? IT'S TRUE.

Cat Banana Bed

Forget the official product photos, though: the customer reviews are where it is AT, peeps.

Scrolling through these was the best two minutes of my day, ermergersh. (Don't judge.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Playing The Name Game

Sure, names are hard, and with folks naming their kids Kyd and Blendrr and "Jennifer with one N", you can't really blame the poor bakers for getting it wrong.

Unless it's really funny, of course.

Think "Eva" is easy to spell? Well it is. Almost... [eyes narrowing]... TOO EASY.

I guess the "Balloons" is silent.

For Michael:

"I C what you did there."

(True Story: I only included this one for the punch line. WHUT.)

For Avery:

Each and Avery time.

Here's the trouble with sounding out "Jose":

A new nick name for Stacey:

And for Brooke!

But Christie Lynn gets a promotion:

And finally, the always classic, "Stephen with a 'ph'":

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Thanks to Donna M., Alecia W., Anna B., Cap, Michelle F., Jennifer C., Christie G., & Steph D. for the phuper phweet phpelling.