Unicorn Horns: Do They Really Need A Point?

Karen's "unicorn" debacle yesterday inspired me, minions. See, I love unicorn cakes. I love unicorn wrecks. So why not bring the two together?

Beauty:

(By Life Is What You Cake It)

Aaaand the Beast:

My favorite part is that horn situation. Is this an X-ray?

The nose knows a good unicorn cookie cake:

(Cookies By Design Arlington)

OH NOES.

Ahhh, but you know I saved the best for last.

First, the gold standard:

(Rosanna Pansino)

Then, the gold plastic:

They used the eyelashes as eyebrows. Bahahaa!

BUT WAIT

There's more!

First this one again:

(Rosanna Pansino)

And then...

HERP DERP ABURP

Thanks to A.R., Chloe V., Chrissy C., & Pinar M. for doing the impossible: making us wish there was MORE plastic on our cakes.

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And now the perfect game to go with these cakes:

Unstable Unicorns: A Strategic Card Game For Adults & Teens

The description reads: "Build a unicorn army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now."

Well, I'm sold.

(There's also a NSFW version and I'm mildly terrified. Ha! Have any of you played this?)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Karen Ordered A Unicorn Cake For Her Daughter's Birthday, And I May Never Recover

Karen asked her bakery to make a cute unicorn cake for her 8-year-old's birthday party, and brought along this picture as a reference:

Now listen, I've seen a LOT of unicorn wrecks in my day, but what Karen picked up from her bakery last week has me SHOOK.

SHOOK I SAY 

Ready?

Here it comes:

SWEET SUGARY STAY PUFT

 OH... migosh.

The longer you look the funnier it gets. Why are there back spines? Where are the legs? Is that hair? Wait, IS THAT AN EYE??

10 seconds in and I can't breath. What a time to be alive.

:D

Big sloppy thanks to Karen S. and her daughter... Qella? Qoila? I don't think that's right, but don't worry; with a cake like that, I promise no one is looking at the writing. (Except to wonder if the giant exclamation mark is a leg.)

 (::head tilt::) 

(No, no, I don't think it is.)

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And hey, if you don't want to roll the dice on a cake, there's always this cute unicorn throw!

Fleece Unicorn Blanket

Aw, look at it, with it's recognizable features and legible writing. SO SWEET.