Wedding Missed Marks, #637

Bethany wanted her wedding cake to be a flight of fancy:

...but instead, we think her baker just winged it:

Melissa, on the other hand, envisioned something with a little more... trunk space:

:D

But ended up with something barking mad:

"Now, make like a tree... and TRY TO LOOK LIKE A TREE."

Muna wisely went with something simple, sleek, and classic:

She figured it'd be much harder to mess this up.

And she was right!

Yes, you might say her baker really rose to the occasion:

...of totally wrecking it up.

Thanks to Bethany M., Melissa G., & Muna J. for taking her lumps and living to tell the tale.

 Immortal Roses

They're real roses perfectly preserved in a pretty metal gift box - which comes inside another gift box, which is then put in a shipping box and then mailed to you, so I suspect Yzma's involvement somehow. BONUS. They also come in gold and with lots more pretty colors! (The red and gold is totally Beauty and the Beast.)

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If St. Patrick's Day Was A Horror Movie

[movie announcer voice]
It's the slasher/horror/thriller of the season, and it's coming... FOR YOU.

But, like, in a scary way. (Perv.)

You WILL be scared.

[Wilhelm scream]

You WILL have questions.

"Hang on, how do mutant shamrocks even HOLD knives? I mean, if you think abo...
AAAAAAAANEVERMINDRUUUUUUN!"

You MAY lose your lunch.

"Dangit, Darryl!!"

So pucker up, baby:

...and get ready...

"Why's it always have to be snakes?"

...to kiss your Blarney stone... goodbye.

COOKIE PUSS GETS LUCKY
the horror show you'll never believe is family-friendly, but it is, honest, just maybe don't google that exact phrase with your 'safe search' off.

COMING SOON.

...IN A SCARY WAY.

Thanks to Alexandra F., Sharon S., Jenn L., Dee C., Gina L., Rhonda M., & Jess R. for striking gold with these finds.

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