Rejected Princess Movies

And now…

Rejected Princess Movies... in cake.

Snow White And The Swamps of Sadness

"Arrrrrtaaaaaax!!"

Sleeping With The Fishes

A terrible curse.
A fishy tail.
And a super long nap.

("Is she still pink?" "No, BLUE!")

Fairy Apocalypse

Tinkerbell finds a new friend!
And this one's still alive!

Rapunzel And The Haunted Guitar Pick Path Of Doom

"Rapunzel! Let down your haiAAAAAUGGGGH!!"

(Yes, that's really supposed to be a Tangled cake for poor little "Chole"/Chloe. And I am so confused.)

Frozen 2: Elsa Gets Grumpy

"Alright, who let one go?"

Thanks to Vicky G., Andrew D., Brian W., Michal S., & Emma R. for the fractured farty tales.

*****

And now, some related reading:

Fairy Farts: Everything You Never Knew About Flatulence In The Fairy Kingdom

Perfectly Lovely And "BIG AND THICK"

This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys. Perfectly lovely.

[...]

[side eye]

But I'm not the only one who sees it, right?

#DirtyMindsUnite

This little girl is thinking, "I can ALSO spell better than you, dude."

Such a nice chocolate wine glass, and then...

WHY?!

When You Ask For A Rainbow, But Your Baker Is, Like, SUPER Lazy:

And finally, quite possibly the most inappropriate literal LOL I've ever featured:

This is why you really have to watch your phrasing in a bakery, minions. o.0

Thanks to Mackenzie K., Sharon F., Anony M., Ashly K., & Joanna M., who no doubt had some 'splaining to do at little Liana's party.

*****

Hey, you know what's ALSO big and thick?

3D Bread Loaf Pillow

Hey, I'm on a roll. How could I not rise to the occasion?