Taco WHO?

Minions, I like this taco cake, I do. I just can't shake the feeling that "something" is missing:

Lettuce just say it's my conundrum, nachos.

I love a good mashup, y'know? My favorite geek tees include the Ghostbusters chasing the Pac-Man ghosts and Pinky & the Brain as Doctor Horrible & Captain Hammer. (Aw yeah.)

HOWEVER.

What soulless monster thought it was OK to mashup Doctor Who with the the Swamps of Sadness from The NeverEnding Story?!

No, Doctor, nooooo! FIGHT AGAINST THE SADNESS. Fight it!

::sniffle::

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

Hang on, I can't leave you with such tragic imagery. Let me find something happier.

{digging through virtual stacks of wreckage}

AHA

Here, this'll help.

Oops, probably should have warned you to put your drink down. Now we have even more "spirts".

:D

Thanks to  Lisa W., Christa W., & Jen F. for putting a damper on things... in a good way.

That Personal Touch

When you start a new job it's always nice to feel welcomed. This lucky individual - who may or may not be named "Steve" - got a cake:

Supposedly that reads "Greetings Coworker," but it looks more like "Exploiker" to me. Regardless, it's nice to see a little Alien Robot lingo being used in the workplace. (Back in the day I was known to bleat out the occasional "EXTERMINATE!" when talking to the "parental units," but then a friend told me I was "too carbon-based" to pull off the 'bot vibe, so I stopped.)

If there's ever a time to celebrate your individuality, though, it's your birthday:

So remember, Chris's sister: You are unique. Just like the rest of Chris's siblings.

Of course, Chris's sister is older than Chris, so what do you suppose her first three birthday cakes read? "Happy Birthday, To-Be-Determined-Upon-the-Birth-of-Our-Next-Child?"

And for those picky people who want their actual names on a cake, bakeries are now offering some handy fill-in-the-blank form cakes:

Just pick out which awkwardly worded, misspelled message you would like, write in the name of your choice using the mismatched icing tube, and voila! One personalized, heartfelt Wreck!

Generic Wreckporter, Becky F., and Carmen, thanks for all wonderful Wrecks.

*****

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