Grim Prospects

Ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen?

You know, just a general, inexplicable feeling of foreboding?

And then people start giving you strange advice?

Or acting like they know something you don't?

Regret is a dish best served cold...
so two scoops of ice cream, please.

Sometimes it's just a subtle emphasis on a word, or an odd visual aid:

Other times it's more direct:

(I'd pay up if I were you, Patrice.)

Still, even if it's all in your head, it's good to know that some things, at least, are never a bad sign.

Right, Lucky?

Aw, don't look so Grimm, boy; we know you're not Sirius.

Thanks to Cindy S., Jena P., Monica S., Jennifer H., Meghan R., Alicia A., & Alisa B. for the Harry situation.

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P.S. And for those of you who really lean into the Grim Aesthetic:

Curio Coffin Shelf
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Frog In Your Throat?

BAH DUN DUNT:

JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG

BAH DUN DUNT

She was a good friend of mine.

BAH DUN DUNT

I never understood a single word she said

'Til she croaked at five 'til nine.

(I guess that's not a very good sign)

Oh JOOOOY, I'm gonna hurl

AAAAALL my hairs just curled

Boy this looks like Jabba, or is it just me?

Ooooobiwan, help me.

BAH DUN DUNT

Ya KNOW I love the pastries

Love to have my fun

I'm a cake wreck buyer and a carrot rider

A straight hootin' chum of a pun.

I said I toadally love a good pun!

Oh JOOOOY to the world

ALLLL the boys and girls

Boy, how delicious can a frog cake be?

I faaaailed biology:

Thanks to Tim W., Megan J., Miranda M., Bethany, Ashley D., Vanessa H., Aslyn, Tamantha M., Vanessa M. for really killing the mood there at the end.

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If you know someone who loves frogs, maybe skip the wreck and get them this instead:

Fanatical About Frogs

It's part of a cool animal series with incredible art. In fact I'm also eying Obsessive About Octopuses, just for the cover alone. Hnnng.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: