Remember the cake that started it all? Of course you do. Here are a few more cakes that show you can know English without understanding the language.
I especially love how the decorator tried to cram in some quotation marks - which, ironically, would have been the correct usage for once.
Sometimes stupidity takes so much more effort.
The instructions were "Write 'Happy Birthday Calvin' in green," as in green icing. I'm surprised the decorator didn't write it like this: "Gre - Happy Birthday Calvin - En".
Today's Wrecks provided by: Erin M., Debbie M., and Emily G.