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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Do These Drumsticks Taste Funny to You?

Steph A., I'm pretty sure that this is the stuff nightmares are made of. Tasty, tasty nightmares.

- Related Wreckage: Why Are the Children Screaming?

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Reader Comments (64)

Armless icing clowns with "drumstick" legs giving birth to sprinkles on top of four-leaf cupcake clovers.


At this point, I think even Salvador Dali is going, "Woah, guys, this is weird."

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

So when I first saw this, I assumed the "ruffles" for their collars were actually their arms... in which case, they must be in line for the bathroom because they need to pee. Really, really badly.

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlia

Oh look..they've got sprinkles on their junk! That makes it okay and fun doesn't it?

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermudslicker

Crapping Clown Cupcakes?

I just...

I just...

*slow headtilt*

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMouse

Lets compile what we have so far shall we?

This is a CCCCCCC

a 'creepy crapping circus clown cupcake cake'

aka a 'Cx7'
(because every other way to say it is a pain, unless you are good at tongue twisters that is)

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEvalis

Are those clowns mutants or aliens?

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSexy Sadie

Do none of you watch MST3K? Clearly, these little clowns with the drumstick legs are an homage to Torgo. Do not mock the Torgo cakes. The Master does not approve of such things!

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMira8

You are on the front page of the right now!

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRyan are very happy clowns. Yes.

WV: frisje... These clowns are...

Like Karen, 'nuff said.

October 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

send me those .... send me those ...

but the clowns should not be there


October 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeleyna

Coincidentally, Killer Klowns from Outer Space is No. 25 on this list of 25 best horror-comedy movies:

Obviously this CCC is in honor of the movie making the list.

October 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaySedai

I'm reminded of Irish" rel="nofollow">Sheila-na-gig sculptures...

but much PC cuter...

... & with polka dots!

October 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBlueBerry Pick'n

As if clowns aren't scary enough already!! AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

October 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermyfaithlasts

This is the most wrecked cake I have seen on this website!

March 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaddy G.

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