It's your birthday! Have a ball!
No, seriously. Have a ball:
"Look at all the extra care the baker took in crafting this lovely...round...spherical...ball-like thing for your birthday! That random capitalization and uncrossed 't' really add to the post-modernistic feel, too, don't you think?
"Plus, the pink dots add [jazz hands] pizazz!"
Angie C, you spin me right 'round.