When you start a new job it's always nice to feel welcomed. This lucky individual - who may or may not be named "Steve" - got a cake:
Supposedly that reads "Greetings Coworker," but it looks more like "Exploiker" to me. Regardless, it's nice to see a little Alien Robot lingo being used in the workplace. (Back in the day I was known to bleat out the occasional "EXTERMINATE!" when talking to the "parental units," but then a friend told me I was "too carbon-based" to pull off the 'bot vibe, so I stopped.)
If there's ever a time to celebrate your individuality, though, it's your birthday:
Of course, Chris's sister is older than Chris, so what do you suppose her first three birthday cakes read? "Happy Birthday, To-Be-Determined-Upon-the-Birth-of-Our-Next-Child?"
And for those picky people who want their actual names on a cake, bakeries are now offering some handy fill-in-the-blank form cakes:
Generic Wreckporter, Becky F., and Carmen, thanks for all wonderful Wrecks.