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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

The Sign Post

Better watch out for this bakery, henchpersons:

I hear they'll hang you out to dry.


"An O you co-A WIN... " uh, some assorted scribbles.

Hey, uh, guys?


What's that tell you?

Now, tell me what the mystery blob with the vaguely butterfly-like thing on it is supposed to be, and we'll call it even.

The bakers wielding the pastry bags aren't the only culprits, though:

I've seen a lot of these cakes. They live up to their name.

Aw, now why is "home made" in quotes? From that gooey ooze dripping out the bottom I can tell it's JUST like "home made." (Love you, Mom!)


Personally I don't see how you can use a "thank you," no matter WHICH underwear it might belong to.

(Give it a minute.)

(Theeere it is.)

Hey, Melissa P., Jennifer D., April G., Dani, Kelsey H., & Claire M., there's your sign.

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Reader Comments (104)

Note to self: Do not browse Cake Wrecks after putting on eye makeup.

June 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMolly

hmmm....thong's thank you. Not sure how I would actually use that, but I know if I have the opportunity to use it, then my working out and dieting has finally made my hiney so perfect that my panties thank me for wearing them! :D

July 6, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGirlNamedCorrie

I think if we said how you were doing, you wouldn't give us that 2 million(?).

July 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFun377

COMMENT: IN CAPITAL LETTERS. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??? (hit enter key to create new line)
continued comment: in lowercase letters. oh wait, maybe i don't want to know.

January 24, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterClaire

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