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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Apr192010

Taking the Mickey Out of 'Em

Everybody sing!

Who's the one that can't be made

into a CCC?

M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E!

And who's the one that looks like he

Would like to break your knees?

M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E!

Mickey Mouse!

We think that's him!

Mickey Mouse!

Orange you glad?

Bump badump badump badump baDUMP!!

[Singing slower with sad faces]
Who's the leader of the cluuub...

That's maaade for you and meeee?

M-I-C...

"C" is for "copyright violation!"

...K-E-Y...

Why? WHY? WHY?!?

M-O-U-S...

EEE-AAAAUUUGH!!!

Ted, Shelly, Dana C., Amanda L., Colleen B., Stephanie, Jennifer D., & Dana C., I think the creepy tongue adds character. *Badumpbum* And in all fairness, that last one could be a really, really bad Princess Leia cake.

- Related Wreckage: American Super (Sized) Heroes

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Reader Comments (217)

I concur with Brandy, that's definitely Liza Minnelli, and no I do not want a piece.

June 2, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternata_says_so

That last one looks more like a Michael Jackson cake than a Mickey Mouse one... o_O

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteraccidentally, kle

Am I the only one who thinks that the orange one looks like Mighty Mouse?

July 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCyberjar88

I want to throw darts at them.

August 7, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdaharja

On my son's 1st BD I made him a Mickey Mouse cake (my son's name is Mickey, btw...) I need to find that photo and post it here...it's nearly as wrecked as these! These are hilarious....especially the last one. Hoo, Boy, Pluto!!

January 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermsntnkrbll

I have read almost all of the posts here, but this one... this one made me laugh until I sobbed. Literally. I've got tears running down my face here. Best. One. Ever.

January 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSteph

I'm pretty sure thats a mohito in the top right corner of the 3rd cake

March 1, 2011 | Unregistered Commentersara

the last one looks like michael jackson...

March 25, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterloseitbyjune

Poor Mickey. It's a shame that nobody baking these cakes knows what Mickey Mouse actually looks like!

April 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLynn

Ohmigod I think I just busted my stitches on this one!!!!!!!!!

September 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEirekitten

The last Mickey eerily reminds me of the late Michael Jackson....*shudder*

February 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersweetmarie

AAAUGH! in KH Birth by Sleep that song bugged me so much! XD

August 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHalf of the Xblade

My 12yo and I were laughing at the last picture, and my 5yo and her friend came over to see. They both clamped their hands to their mouth, horrified.

August 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAmethyst42

Number three has a slice of lime in its ear.
By the way, this is my favorite post on Cake Wrecks except maybe Santa Auditions - for those who have sadly not seen it, go search it right now. Or just click http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/12/21/santa-auditions.html#comment16455595... You'll be glad you did.

January 31, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterGianna

That last one: Princess Leia and E.T.'s "love child"?

November 19, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterrocketride

Yipe! Icky Mickeys!!!! Right now Walt Disney,Ub Iwerks and Ward Kimball are doing 1090s in thier graves over these freaky Mickey Mouse cakes!

August 14, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBigg3469

That last cake looks like Julianna Wetmore.

September 3, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

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