You know what makes a date like 11/11/11 even MORE "magical"?
A cake shaped like a beautiful leather-bound book of spells, of course!
Er... hang on, I have the right incantation around here somewhere...
A-ha! Here it is!
I can see you're speechless.
I tend to have that effect on people.
And now, using only the powers of my mind, I will summon forth...
the groom's underwear!
Well, well, well.
I see they don't call him "The Texas Longhorn" for nuthin'. [wink]
Speaking of which, have you met my trusty familiar, the frog formerly known as "Prince?"
He's a naughty little thing, that frog; lately he's taken to robbing nunneries.
Try as I might, I just can't seem to get him out of the habit.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "my gosh, that was a fabulous pun."
Yes, yes it was.
However, you may also be thinking my froggy familiar looks more like an octopus.
Well, he's not.
In fact, every time I try to summon an octopus I just get one of these:
Yeah. The Spirit World thinks it's a real "komeedianne."
Thanks to wiz kids Maddison S., Pete & Erica, Kristen J, & Lisa H., who'd rather pretend they didn't see that.