It's time again for today's top headlines, illustrated with cake!
Wow. Talk about a throwback to the past!
Seriously, who even drinks tea in the U.S. anymore?
"Relent, ye cad, or next I shall hurl 'yon chafing dish!"
"Arizona Fugitive Planned Suicide By Bear"
Fortunately, the man abandoned his plan when he heard voices telling him bears prefer their humans free-range. (Oh, SNAP!)
"China Braces For Rampant Sexytime in Year of the Rabbit"
"Enraged Customer Assaults Store Employee Over Lack of Sprinkles"
As a precaution for the future, area bakeries have since introduced the following design: