"Hello and welcome to Ghost Investigator Dudes. I'm Brad Johnson, a frat boy jock who isn't afraid of ANYTHING and enjoys taunting the afterlife by yelling challenges into empty cellars.
"With me are Joey..."
"Today we're here at the old Chattanooga asylum, where, like, a bunch of people died 'n stuff and we're totally gonna lock ourselves in all night and see what happens and film everything with shaky pocket infrared cameras and bad sound equipment.
"Awright, let's get started! So we're going down to the dungeons to...
"Righteous. So, like, now we're going down into the kitchens where they kille..."
"There! In the corner! Were you filming?"
"Sorry, man, no - but I did feel a little cold just then."
"Shyah. That was, like, almost totally spiritual. So, check it! The caretaker here says there's this dog? That's like a ghost? That haunts the library and kills people? So we should totally go there."
"Did you *beeeep*'n see that?!?"
[camera swinging wildly, sound of scuffling feet]
"Dude, tell me you got that on tape!!"
"Sorry, bra. It was pointed at the floor."
"DUDE! I saw something move!"
"Something walked by me!!"
"Someone's massaging my shoulders!!!"
(Well, hello there.)
Thanks to Emily L., Jessica L., Leslie H., Urvashi, & Tama, but we still don't know what happened to André.