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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Apr202011

Time to Chicken Out

You guys, Easter is this Sunday!

Quick!

Let's terrorize some children!

"Ohh nooo!"

Oh, YES, 'fraidy cat half-chicken! For far too long now, Easter has been the holiday of the cute and cuddly. Well, NO MORE.

"It's PAYBACK time, beechez."

"Bwahaha!"


"Yeah. Just you wait 'til I roll over there, kids. Just you wait.

"Right, Bugsy?"


"Ohh yes. Meet your hippity-hoppity nightmare, young whippersnappers!"

Or shall I introduce you to the Ghost of Easters Past?


Alright. This chick is toast!

Now, brave Wreckies, if ye do doubt your courage - or your strength! - come nae further!

For DEATH awaits you all...


...with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!

[blink blink]

Um....

Soooo...

Lamb chop, anyone?


Thanks to Shannon C., Heather, Summer B., Jekka G., Candice C., Danna F., Rachel P., & Jennifer D., who tell me that goes great with mint jelly filling.

Now: run awaaaay!!

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Reader Comments (103)

I don't often comment, but that CCC bunny is a horror (or whore, whichever you prefer). It looks like it's an exotic dancer with weird pasties, unique G-string, and HERPES! Cupcake anyone?

April 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

How did Big Bird get on that easter egg?

May 6, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

okay I am thinkin someone saw steel magnolias a few too many times..... sure the lamb is cuter than an armadillo cake but....ew...lmao who am I kidding I love it I want it... and the parsley....well that was kinda wrong I mean who wants to eat a cute defenseless lamb chompin on its dinner?

June 4, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermissred871

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