Though we usually just refer to today as the 4th of July, we here in the U.S. are celebrating something far greater than just a date on the calendar:
Here's one that serves as a reminder of the date, minus any emotional bossing around:
(And who wants to bet the other side just says, "July"?)
Same idea, even poorer execution:
Given the context, I have to assume that "collssal" = "patriotic skid marks."
And finally, while I'm not sure this Marines cake was made specifically for today, I think it serves as an excellent reminder of what we in this country value above all else:
Thanks to Lauren O., Laura S., Elizabeth K., Michele G., Susan C., & Amy H., who know that sometimes you just have to even out that side a few more bites.