I generally try to avoid sports-related stuff like watching ball games, playing ball games, or excessive movement, but even *I* can tell by my Facebook feed that something sports-related is going on. (Or went on. Or is going to go on. STOP PRESSURING ME I JUST DON'T KNOW OKAY?)
So I asked John about it, and he said he thought it was football season. Which might explain some of the stranger submissions I've been getting this week.
Thank goodness. I've been waiting for You Teaw to get here for WEEKS.
This is actually a perfect visual representation of my sports knowledge: half hearted, blatantly incorrect, and really confusing.
And speaking of confusing:
LITTLE KNOWN SPORTS FACT: Did you know footballs are like puffer fish? It's true! Check it out:
And while we're at it, remember those Hanukkah cakes with the five-pointed stars? Well, here's your problem:
Turns out there was just a mix-up with the Dallas "Cow-Boys."
(Oy vay! Get that pig skin outta here!)
Now it's time to play everyone's favorite football-cake-related game:
TURKEY!! OR!! FOOTBALL?!
Sooo... Turkey? Or football?
Take your time; I'll just be over here humming the Jeopardy theme in between dry heaves. (Is that paprika? *hurk*)
Now this, on the other hand, is a football cake I'd totally buy:
This is an intentional joke Amber made for her bakery manager, but it turned into an unintentional wreck when he put it out on the sales floor to sell. I like to think someone with a similarly snarky sensibility snapped it up.
And finally, a "cake" that perfectly sums up all this football wreckage:
My thoughts exactly.
Thanks to Amber M., Binah, Nilolai N., Rachel L., Claire G., Ellen D., Caitlyn H., Amber G., & Benjamin B. for the home "runs." [snerk]