If this blog has taught us anything, it's that a dead dog with a flag nailed to its head is a symbol of PATRIOTISM.
And what do patriots do?
They let freedome ring!!
With liberty and Justine for all!
(Don't worry; Justine got a cake out of it.)
So, my fellow Americans, if YOU love this country..
(Plus a large chunk of Canada...)
...and if you believe in Stars and Strips forever:
...plus monkeys wearing flag togas:
...then get out there and buy some election cookie cakes!
Do it for the bakers.
Do it for your country, the good ol' SUA:
And do it because your vote counst:
...as long as you're not voting for literacy.
Thanks to Holly F., Dawnan H., Karen B., Dana S., Russell A., Carol S., Elizabeth J., Ryan H., Carol G., & Lillian J. for the reminder that tomorrow we can FINALLY switch from griping about campaign commercials to griping about who won the election. YAY POLITICS.