I VOTE AMERICA

If this blog has taught us anything, it's that a dead dog with a flag nailed to its head is a symbol of PATRIOTISM.

And what do patriots do?

They let freedome ring!!

 

With liberty and Justine for all!

 (Don't worry; Justine got a cake out of it.)

 (See?)

So, my fellow Americans, if YOU love this country..

 (Plus a large chunk of Canada...)

...and if you believe in Stars and Strips forever:

 (Woo woo!)

...plus monkeys wearing flag togas:

[crickets chirping]

...then get out there and buy some election cookie cakes! 

You'll know them because they're the ones with the word "election" written on them:

Do it for the bakers.

Do it for your country, the good ol' SUA:

 And do it because your vote counst:

...as long as you're not voting for literacy.

Thanks to Holly F., Dawnan H., Karen B., Dana S., Russell A., Carol S., Elizabeth J., Ryan H., Carol G., & Lillian J. for the reminder that tomorrow we can FINALLY switch from griping about campaign commercials to griping about who won the election. YAY POLITICS.