So tell me, Wreckies: was yesterday an exercise in eye-rolling and teeth-gritting and ignoring all those saps on Facebook posting pictures of their chocolates and roses and oh-so-romantic dinners?
Don't worry, you're not alone.
In fact, in the spirit of sweet schadenfreude, here's proof that your day was at least better than this guy's:
No matter how you slice it, that's one cutting take on "V-day."
It's also the only cake that comes with a side of frozen peas.
[Note: If you're not having a hearty chortle right now, you've either a) never known anyone who had a vasectomy, or b) had a vasectomy.]
[Note Note: John's not laughing.]
Thanks for the shear genius, Kim D.