[tapping fingers on keyboard]
[going back to bed]
2 hours later
I'm up! I'm up. Sort of.
So, as you know, today is International Goof-Off Day. Yep, international law clearly prohibits you from doing anything productive today, so you should tell your boss you'll be napping under your desk and/or playing Angry Birds all afternoon. (Maybe do that via e-mail...sometime tomorrow.)
Other than more naps and possibly making waffles later, *I* plan to celebrate by expending even LESS effort than usual on today's post. I know, I know; you didn't think that was possible.
This is a dinosaur:
This is a basketball:
This is The World's Best Resignation Letter:
This is a divorce cake:
And this is the most ridiculous flamingo/poo-dropping/Peeps/Jack Daniels wedding cake I have ever seen:
(Yes, they even cut holes through the cake tiers for the pillars. We can only hope it was done ironically.)
Nice to see we're not the only ones goofing off around here, eh?
Thanks to Reihonna F., Erin M., Sebastian S., Linda N., & Melanie R. for helping us get in the holiday spirit. May your naps be plentiful, and all your birds extra angry.
[John! Where'd you put the Nutella? It's WAFFLE TIME.]