In honor of Father's Day, here are some of our favorite "Dadisms", with a Sweet twist:
"Don't make me turn this car around!"
("I'm not lost; this is a short cut.")
"Do I look like I'm made of money?"
[when we complain:]
"It's good for you. It builds character."
"Help me polish my sniper rifle before you bring your date in."
"When I was your age, we didn't have iPads and mp3 players and all these newfangled toys...
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"We had rocks and sticks, and we liked it."
"Go clean your room."
(Er...let's just say those are root beer bottles, k?)
"Finish your vegetables."
"Go ask your mother."
"Directions are for sissies. Now, hand me that hammer."
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"Does this shirt go with this tie?"
And the best Dadism of all?
"I love you."
Happy Fathers' Day, everyone! Hug 'em if you got 'em.