A Minor Oversight
January 23, 2013 Your first mistake, my dear Wreckies, was in being so positive and supportive of yesterday's post that some of you even asked to see some of the posts John *won't* let me publish.
So again, in my defense: you asked for it.
Here's one that's been languishing in my drafts folder for nearly a year, and it still makes me snort-giggle - but I can guarantee there is NO WAY you all will find it as amusing as I do. You just won't. Trust me. You'll think it's cute and adorable and I'm a terrible person for laughing.
Or you'll laugh, too, and then we can nod knowingly at each other from across crowded rooms, as if to say, "Yeah, I'm a terrible person, too. S'all good."
A Minor Oversight:
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Sadly, God neglected to add air holes.
Thanks to Anony M., the first newly inducted member of the Terrible Person Club.
Reader Comments (215)
Lots of bad people out here!
It's well-done, but my first thought was, "Cousin Itt's first baby photo!"
Add me to the loooong list of terrible people. I looked at the cake and, before reading teh caption, said to myself "Good Lord, the baker smothered the baby in a blanket. That reminds me of a CSI episode I saw onece."
BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!
@KarateLady: Not on your life! At least, not that one (he's about to leave the nest!). I've got a 14 year old I might think about on a temporary trade, though. He's taller, bigger footed, is never wrong (in his own mind) and eats 24/7. Still wanna trade? ; )
I'll have some of those gluten-free donut holes if there are any left...
Doggone it, Jen! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
Merry from Annie's Book Stop - here's another vote for air seeping in around the ankles.
I didn't think air holes, but I did think that whoever picks up that bag will get one heck of a surprise when the owner of those little feet that are peeking out THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG goes crashing to the floor.
Ok, so of all the downright, rip-roaring, gut-splitting laughing I have done all morning while looking through this webiste, this is BY FAR the most hilarious
Kudos
I don't know about you guys, but the first thought that I had was that God had really poor aim and landed that bundle right on top of the baby, crushing it. I didn't think about air holes.
Hi my name is Amanda and I'm a terrible person. See I. Got the air holes but all in could think was what would happen when you lift the package from the top? There's no bottom of the bag !! Baby squish!
I like it...It is the thought you know.... I bet it tasted great!
Oh my goodness. I'm not alone in my horribleness! This is amazing!
Please, Jen! Post more from the forbidden folder!
I'm also wondering how this newborn-with-crocs didn't fall out of the bottom of this sack..... Orrrrr...... did her feet pop out from the impact of being dropped onto this conveniently decorated table?? This is one of those things that make ya go 'Hmmmmm'.