Greetings. I am Siri3000, your automated cake decorator. How may I help you?
"Siri, I need a cake."
I am programmed with 12 billion different cake styles. What kind of cake would you like?
"Well, I was kinda hoping for a soccer cake..."
I have made 23,000 soccer cakes. Commencing slideshow mode.
"Um, you don't have to show me every ca..."
"Really, this isn't necessary..."
"Ok, I get the idea."
May I help you with something else?
"Okay. Yes. The cake is for my team..."
Making By Tim cake:
"NO! TEAM. Like a sports team. It's the Trojans..."
Making Trojan covered cake.
That will be $374.50. Charging credit card...
"WAIT! I wanted a photo cake!"
Making photo cake.
[flash bulb goes off]
"What - NO! Not of ME!!
"Okay, STOP! Just... stop. I don't have the photo for the cake now, but I will bring it in. Okay?
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