Oh Stuff It

Unfortunately for us all, turkey cakes are a thing.
I guess I can live with this, but why - WHY - do bakers have to add the stuffing?

"Ahh, the ol' 'Fido's head exploded' design. Nice!

But can we add a few blood stains?"

"PERFECT."

"Now how about some moldy green bits? And can we make the turkey into a dirty paper bag?"

"PERFECTER."

"Next, throw in a weird body cavity that makes everyone vaguely uncomfortable..."

"Oooh, and is that dog food in there? I LIKE. Give me more.

MORE!!"

"Yes, yes, yes! AHAHAHAA!!!"

"But now I'm tired of stuffing. Let's go back to making those weird round ball things."

(Hey. Waaaiit a second.....)

AHHHHH FOOLED YOU!!

Thanks to Karen M., Karen L., Meg, Amy B., Terri W., Jessica C., Laura W., Rebekah, & Cortney of Rock City Cake Co. for guaranteeing I'll never look at a turkey cake the same way again. (And for having a wicked sense of humor!)

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