I think this is what our grandparents call "a senior moment."
The best part?
THEY WROTE IT IN ALL CAPS.
[sad face here]
"Sprinkles All Over Momther" is the name of my Cake cover band.
Ahhh, NOW you're speaking my language.
(The language... OF WRECKS. [eyebrow waggle])
In a word?
Thanks to Lani T., Donna C., Patrick L., Anony M., & Rebecca P. for keeping those lines of communication nice and squiggly-like.