And I can't be the only one hoping they're trolling, right?
How To Make Football Cakes When You Have No Idea What Football Is:
Step 1) Keep it simple:
Step 2) ... but happy!
Step 3) Maybe try making a football?
Or better yet, skip ahead to step 4.
Step 4) Use lots of generic statements that could apply to any sport, like, "What a game!"
And, "Big Score!"
Or the always popular, "Best Wishes!"
Step 5) LOOK, USE THE FLOTSAM
Ah, the Flotsam is strong with this one.
Though I find your lack of cake... disturbing.
Thanks to Jennifer B., Morgan S., Emily R., Mary, Julia T., Ginny B., & Benjamin B. for the football pile.