To quote Taylor Swift, I've got a blank space, baby:
But it's not big enough to write your name.
The struggle... is real.
And the balloons... are upside down.
That moment when everyone wonders why you didn't just stop at "congrats."
And that's how Bir Bir Th Day was born, kids.
But Seriously, This Is Getting Ridiculous:
Thanks to Maria B., Jessica F., Carol L., Kaila N., Anony M., & Tiffany V. for being so on around the ball.