I've Got Some Good News, And I've Got Some BAD News...

The good news is it's your birthday, and you get cake!

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The plan was considered a success, until Dylan's parents remembered the four-year-old still hadn't learned to read.

 

Thanks to Anony M. for putting every horrible birthday ever into perspective.

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