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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen
Thursday
Apr122018

Passive Aggressive Cakes

Everybody loves getting a cake, right?

Well, unless it's one of these.

Hah! Wait, you are joking, right? Uh, yeah, I think maybe I'll pass - thanks, though. Really.

 

No, seriously; now you just seem too eager. Keep your stinkin' cake, alright?

 

Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. Back off, Chucky-boy!

 

No!

 

Well, I should think so! You're supposed to be sweet little confections, not all threatening and...

 

...eek! Uh, no problem, mister Cake, sir - not a word from me, nuh-uh!

 

Kelly, Moxie, Michele H., Ashley C., and Nikki P., I've been trying to cut down on sugar lately, and I think it's getting to me. If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go lay down for a spell...

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Reader Comments (9)

1) This cake was obviously made by cannibals.
2) "I wondered what happened to your poison dart frog collection".
3) Yes, it is closer than ever. See that fork creeping up on the right? It's been dipped in cyanide.
4) Why? Is this poisoned, too? Besides, I'm not a vacuum cleaner.
5) When you don't care enough to say it face to face.
6) What are they hiding and why?

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I NEED to know the stories behind these cakes...

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

So the last one came from the Mafiosi Bakery? Did it come with a free horse head? (Hmm, now there's a cake idea! That might be the one that contains hair and bone fragments!)

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJilara

What I find impressive is how these all have well-executed decorations, no running colours, no misshapen icing blobs, AND proper spelling and grammar!

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTheo Bromine

Neat spacing, no spelling mistakes and beautiful lettering. And yet a simple 'happy birthday' makes them spastic. Is sociopathy a required trait for bakers?

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterZeenia

I think someone wants all the cake to themselves ! Excellent plan....mwahahahaha

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterGayle

1st Rule: You DO NOT TALK about CAKE CLUB!!

April 12, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie S.

Well now I just won't order a birthday cake this year lol. I wonder if pies will be any safer? Probably not at least not from these bakeries lol.

April 13, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

"Do you remember that funny little fellow who just got out of the hospital? What was his name...Ren...something... Renfield! Yes, that's it. No, we didn't see discharge papers; he just came in and said he'd just 'gotten out' of the hospital, so we hired him for the bakery job."

"In other news, we saved enough on Aunt Frieda's 'final expenses' to buy a nice cake. Want a slice?"

April 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

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