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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Jun042018

The All-Purpose Cake Wrecks Apology Post

Greetings, offended party!

If you've been directed to this link it's because your friend/SO/boss/family member/baker/etc feels badly about that thing they did, and they want to make it up to you. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be apologized to in the sweetest, most personalized way possible.

 

Hi, person whose feelings I care about.

Or, "Crislian." (Fun Fact: That's how they say your name in Denmark!)

 

Listen, remember when I did/said that thing? The thing that was maybe not so great in relation to your feelings/situation?

This is just an example. Our thing is way worse, I know.

(Besides, we both know EVERY boby loves you.)

 

Anyway, so I did/said the thing, and I was all:

 

And then YOU were all:

 

Which made me TOTALLY:

Because I never meant to be mean like that - not when there are so many OTHER ways I could be mean, am I right? Eh? EH? Heyoooo

Oh, too soon for jokes? Cool, cool, you're totally right.

Um, moving on...

Look, let me get to the point.

I know you like dinosaurs.

Also I'm sorry.

But just in case you don't believe me, I got you this:

It's a picture of a cake.

I hope you like it.

But in case you don't, I also got you this one:

Which has a little something for everyone, IF you know what I mean.

Heyoooooo oh. Still too soon? Right. Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

 

Thanks to Emily L., Amber B., Jackie M., Jen L., Lindsey K., Wendy J., Rebecca B., Patricia L., & Donna B. for this sorry state of affairs.

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Reader Comments (22)

I wish all apologies could be done via cake.

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

不不不不不不
That first cake.....why would you put raspberries and steak fries on it? Or are they potato chips? I'm glad that "Tesus" or "Yesus" loves me and dinosaurs.
Too funny. LMAO!

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

The cat one and the last one really look nice!

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterguest

OMG Cake! I really wish I could be sure that the friend/SO/boss/family member/baker/etc I said/did that thing to had enough of a sense of humor that s/he would take a link to this post as an apology, but with my luck it would just make things worse...

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

"A little something for everyone." *snrk* Oh, I love you so. (But not like that. No shade though.)

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermolly

The properly spelled "Nobody Loves You" cake was funny enough; somebody must have wanted to up the ante.

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

As usual, I'm in awe of the perfection of this edition of CW. You guys must have amazing memory to be able to find the perfect cake for each situation. That glaring cat is awesome!

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMark

WELL. A codpiece and a corset. Sounds like a song......didn't Steamy Mix have a song like that? With a Tom Purrty?
=^-.-^=

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

go to ha(des)? That is not much of an apology....

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Indiana

@MaryO1230:

Those look like apple slices. Not fresh ones, mind, but more along the lines of what you'd find in apple pie filling.

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR3test

This is perfect timing! I thought I had wronged a human-type person in my life recently. Turns out I didn't and they ended up apologizing to me, strangely enough, but perhaps I shall send them this link to further confuse the situation. Or just the picture of the last cake; it seems fitting. (Don't ask why.)

Also, I thought that second one read "T lo boby" at first, like that cake was for J. Lo's sibling or something. That poor cake. It doesn't even love itself.

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterYet another Jen

That cat is perfection! I have one that totally gives me that look.

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKimS

Dr. Frank N. Furter! Is that you??

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCookieD'oh

@R3test:
Thank you for clearing that up! I do believe you're right!

MaryO1230

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

Comedy gold, Jen. Comedy gold.

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBiffster

The last cake would be perfect for the sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania, eh?

June 4, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterContessa

Lol wow that cat really did look mad. The crying happy face was enough to have me laughing like a hyena for no reason at all other than it just tickled my funny bone for some reason lol.

June 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

These were funny and made me laugh. Cake Wrecks is awsome. And are those peach slices on the first cake?

June 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

I liked the cat.

June 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCynthia

I'll bet the people who were waiting for that last cake to be cut could hardly stand the

ANTICI--

June 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

I think the yellow things on the first cake are either orange slices of yellow slugs of death. either way they do NOT belong on an apology cake. and I think the last cake is Dr. Frank N Furter modeling his optional Red corset and thong. hubba hubba!!!

June 5, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJamie

I would hug the cat cake. Probably not the best idea. But still.

June 11, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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