8 St. Patrick's Cakes That Require Beer Goggles
THIS WEEKEND, WE ARE ALL IRISH!!
Yeah. Stay away from that guy.
Now listen, Wreckies, while you're out ingesting all that green beer, I want you to remember: drinking-and-running-over leprechauns is NOT COOL.
Guess he forgot his lucky charms.
That said, a little alcohol might help explain this:
::head tilt::
Nope, I'm wrong.
Only a LOT of alcohol can explain this.
Still don't know what they are, but I guess Trish has dibs.
And remember, boys and girls: seeing a giant beard with a popcorn mustache is fine:
... but when the beard starts talking, it's time to call it a night.
Another way you know the party's gone too long?
When PBR starts making sense.
No, not the beer - PBR is Roy G. Biv's cousin.
(Give it a minute.)
(Theeeere it is.)
And while we're on the subject, let's give pot a wide berth tonight, too, ok?
'Cuz that thing looks nasty.
Oh, but look!
It's a St. Patrick's Day miracle!
The dog turd is pooping a rainbow!
LUCKY US.
Thanks to Mindy W., Holly F., Sarah S., Lindsay J., Stephanie V., Mel M., Marlie B., & Christina R. for refraining from pinching one off.
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