When Bakers Write Accidental Romance: A Cake Wrecks Novel

National Read a Romance Month is nearly over, minions, but who has time to read a whole romance novel? NO ONE THAT'S WHO. So here, let's zip through a quick & torrid story on these cakes, instead.

This is the setup of how innocent and sweet our protagonist is.

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... and so clumsy! Because that's adorable!

BUT THEN:

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You know what that means.

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Did I mention this is a historical fiction?

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With vampires?

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Now she has a new job in a new city! WHATEVER SHALL THIS SWEET INNOCENT CLUMSY BINKI BARISTA DO?

Well dang. Pace yourself, girl.

And then, one day:

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Enter... the leprechaun vampire.

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2, COMING THURSDAY!

 Thanks to Samantha V., Chris S., Lydia, Juanita, Nickie B., Kris M., Joan N., & Emma D. for the start of what I'm sure will be a most romantical adventure.

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P.S. Just so you all know where I stand on the whole vampire thing: TEAM COUNT 4 EVER

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