Misty Water-Colored Mammories!

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's...

Close enough.

 

Ever see a cupcake cake (patooie!) and have the overwhelming urge to pick up the box and just shake it?

Well, if you do, not to worry; the store can still get $4.49 out of it:

For when you need to show someone how much you don't care.

Btw, does that remind anyone else of those funny MRI photos?

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You must admit, the resemblance is uncakey.

 

There's a moral to this next one:

"If at first you don't succeed in black icing, try again in the white icing."

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"And if you still don't succeed with the white icing, then put a bunch of eyeballs around the edge to distract everyone."

 

Today I Learned: There's a type of cake called the "Paris-Brest." (It's true. I googled it.) The Paris Brest has a big hole in the middle of it and is filled with cream, and if you think I'm snickering while typing this, then you are absolutely right.

However, there's no A in "Brest," so you're not - I repeat, NOT - allowed to find it funny.

Unless the bakery does this:

Talk about a perfect Paris.

 

Hey, speaking of breasts...

If mammary serves, that's supposed to be Harley Quinn. 
Guess the baker must have been a real Joker.

 

Thanks to Lianne R., Amy B., Danielle B., Erika M., & Lori M. for shopping off-the-rack.

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Oh hey, and if you like that last cake, you can also get it as an apron!

Harley Quinn Apron

It does have less boobs, though. ;)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: