Y'all Ready For This?

This holiday season,
get ready,
FOR...

THE CARNAGE

THE MAYHEM

THE SADNESS

ALSO THIS THING

MAYBE A LITTLE OF THIS:

AND...

CHICKEN.
SALAD.
SNOWMEN

With candy canes.

Thanks to Ann R., Susanna T., Danielle P., Abby G., Patrick T., & Pam H. for tossing that one in.

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P.S. Here's something else I was unprepared for:

Wine Condoms

Don't worry; they're for your wine, not your wang. (Which really should be their advertising jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: